i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
Apparently he proposed after he saw me chug vodka out of a traffic cone.
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
My autocorrect won't finish pterodactyl for me and I'm feeling personally attacked.
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