she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
You need to tell your booty call to take some sudafed or something. I swear I thought you were humping Kermit the frog last night
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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