Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
You stuck the head of a rubber chicken you found in her house up your ass and then started running around her living room. Naked.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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