From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
So my mom just called me into her room and showed me a condom wrapper she found in my room. "Oh that's from when I was like 16." I don't think that was very comforting.
You asked the dj to play 'who let the dogs out" because it was your birthday. You left the bar and then re-entered to the song
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
There's some muscle relaxers in my bedside table. Sorry if my dildo is in the bathroom.
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
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