I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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