Me too!
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
mike is out of commission and cannot make breakfast. he's sitting with two frozen waffles on his face & smiling like an idiot.
Yoooooo, the fat magician married the chick I dumped a beer on after I got pissed he was flirting with her in front of me
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