She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
Half Baked? Au contraire, Ben and Jerry, I was fully baked when I ate that whole pint of ice cream.
I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
New drunken fun fact of last night, after I pushed Sarah and before I started making out with guy #1, I shouted that I'd go to third base on a first date, then threw myself at him
just saw a sign in the bar that says "no more naked fridays". Where the fuck was I on these naked fridays?
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
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