I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
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