He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
I'm skipping the 'hey, how are you, I have to pick up something pointless at your apartment' excuse and just telling you I'm coming over to fuck.
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
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