I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
There's a homeless man outside the bar. I have a toothbrush and toothpaste in my car. I think i'm going to give them to him. And they said drinking is bad.
You're so thoughtful.
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
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