That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
can we get nightvision for the apartment?
So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
he laminated a picture of his dick.
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
My boob job is like a master key that gets me in any door, any party and anyone’s pants! They’re magical!
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