I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
just so you know, your brother isn't driving home wasted tonight. he is, instead, in my dorm shower screaming about rubbing his butt with my loofah; thought you would be proud
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
he kept telling me that god made these magical balloons called condoms
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
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