Would you feel weird if I asked out ___?
You dont call on our son's bday but you want to know if I'll give you permission to date my best friend?
So...no?`
How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
this beer tastes like vomit already
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
I told him I tried to eat a stranger's sandwich while I was drunk. Mildly disappointed but he realizes he has me for a kid.
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
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