I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
And tell the hostess not to worry, she's narcoleptic and fell asleep on the way to the bar, but she'll be fine in a few minutes.
So I come home yesterday and my brother is like "watch this" and it turns out he's been retraining my dog to come running when u say "anal"
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
Go christen that room with your naked body.
He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
I remember reading the word "lift" so I did. The alarn went off, and I thought to myself "what dumbass pulls the fucking fire alarm?" and then I realized it was me...
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
He is farting the alphabet right now. In the goddamned restaurant. You don't get to recommend men anymore. Or restaurants for that matter.
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