white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
I'm at work, and just realized I the beer smell I keep getting random whiffs of is my bra. I fail at life.
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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