Me. At least after what I've been through.
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
I think drinking White Russians at half past four in the afternoon is perfectly acceptable. I'd bought a LOT of milk and cream that needs to be used up. Resourceful, check, fuckable, check. You have a great girlfriend here pal.
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
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