honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
I'm slightly possesive over the gucamole when i'm stoned.
Is that why you left peanut shells in my bed?
my revenge plans when i'm high are never as good as i think they are
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
Woke up this morning to him making out with me in his sleep, then I had to go on a scavenger hunt to find a used condom before my roommate got back... it was under my pillow.
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