Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
accomplished twins. life is a go
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
Mass text: You have all failed me. How have the people I loved so much let me go so long in life without ever eating a McRib sandwich?!
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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