Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
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