yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
I just worked out and used handles of vodka as weights. Whoever said alcoholism is detrimental to you health obviously has no fucking idea.
just found $310, wrapped in a rubber band, at the bottom of my sock drawer with a note attached stating, "Make it rain".
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
I was pissing in the urinal at the concert and some drunk chick ran in and yelled 'but the lines to fucking long' then ran out with 10 state troopers chasing her... Yeah
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
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