so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
The only reason I know his name is because we wrote marriage vows in orange crayon on the back of a Walmart receipt.
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
Hey kevin, it's Ashlee. I have been trying to get ahold of you. Your pledge gave me your number. I really wanted to apologize for shitting in your car I'll buy new upholstery or pay to have it shampooed if needed. I'm so embarrassed.
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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