Quick, to the slutcave!
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
I queefed so loud it echoed.
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
I'm basically the yoda of knowing when someone wants to sleep with you
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
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