I fucked a guy named chris tucker last night
I'm peeing chunks and puking liquid. Did I at least have fun last night?
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
Oh. My. God. Dad smoked a bowl. He's been playing cards...I just told a story and when I was done, he got really close to my face and very seriously asked me if he had cheese in his beard. I'm about to die.
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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