I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
If only I could bank my drunk hookups for a sober IOU.
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
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