so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
I'm covered in egg mcmuffin wrappers and my room smells like dead hooker.
I'm off the liquor
You're forefathers are ashamed of you. They didn't struggle to make it to America so that you could become a soft dick
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
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