everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
3pm strippers are depressing
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
Can't wait to bequeath this flannel to my grandchildren someday.
'I've been using this to pick up lesbians since before you were born!'
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
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