probably shouldnt have written that paper while wasted, its starts with once upon a time
i tried to stop you but you kept shouting "two birds with one stone!"
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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