He kissed a someone with a penis
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
Randomize
