I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
I forgot to tell you, that tinder guy literally lives 15 floors beneath me. I have been creepily saying things to him like "I see youve got a hammer on the patio"
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
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