You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
we're at the bar and some girl dropped a bottle of burnettes strawberry vodka out of her purse and it broke.
i mean, if that's not class, then i don't know what is
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
Well there's a microwave in my yard now too. I fucking Bruce/Caitlyn Jennered decathloned that bitch.
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
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