the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
I also love my swipe to text changed a singular vagina to a plural vaginas. like my phone somehow knows I secretly want 2 vaginas
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
I'm just going to tell you this I knocked up your girlfriend. I didn't mean to I thought it was somebody else I wasn't drunk but it was dark.
The truth is better her than my wife.
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