It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
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