This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
You came back with puke all over your sweatshirt and started doing darth vader impressions
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
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