I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
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