yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
I forgot to mention I threw up in my wine glass AND my neighbors empty cup.
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
Seriously? What part of meeting at Oktoberfest while I'm wearing a dirndl, double fisting, and making out with random guys screams "i'm girlfriend material"?!
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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