Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
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