White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
it's not cheating when I paid for it
Met the five year old's gym teacher for next year. He is an old drinking buddy and I used to fuck his older brother. It was like a walk of shame 20 years late.
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
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