It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
Sorry about teling your dad i'd have sex with him last night in front of your mom while i was drunk
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
This is the best 30th birthday ever. In a Motel 6 drinking a shower beer and sending slow-mo dick helicopter videos to you.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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