thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
theres no point in washing my sheets anymore. its always going to be a fine layer of booze and semen.
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
I just came rly close to telling a dude that I want to chew on him and there should be an oil painting of his ass up in the louvre before I realized that isn't how flirting is supposed to go
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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