At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
I woke up at 3am naked and stroking a watermelon.
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
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