My favorite part of our friendship is your tits.
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
We had hangover sex and then I called a taxi home. Told him I didn't want his number because, if it was meant to be, we would fuck again. He called me the queen of one night stands.
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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