It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
Not gonna lie: had to look up how to spell fellatio. Not sure I spelled it right even now. Looks like a Shakespearean character. ENTER FELLATIO, SOLILOQUIZING.
I smell like Dick and happiness
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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