Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
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