week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
Got back to find Sarah in her underwear eating peanut butter and watching Arrested Development with the thermostat at eighty.
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
You WHAT?!?!
Paid. A. Homeless. Guy. To. Throw. A. Drink. In. Her. Face.
I fucking love you.
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
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