Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
Just got booked to do a bachelorette party for a polygamist wedding. And notice I only text you to rub things in your face and show you my life shits on yours. Daily.
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
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