Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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