Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
I'm lit.While shaving my legs I pretended the razor was a tractor cutting down corn. Noises included.
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
Accidentally typed message to mom that included word "kink." FML. Played it off as autocorrect from "drink" which was somehow more acceptable
I have tasted many bathrooms
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