My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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