She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
Doing 9 month old dishes in my bath tub. These dishes literally had enough time to gestate a human child
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
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