i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
This is the third time this year I've whored myself for a Netflix login. If this guy changes his password, I'm gonna fucking give up.
Or maybe pay for Netflix?
I'm not that desperate yet.
Randomize
