Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
Do you think they make a "sorry in my drunken debauchery I dropped a pumpkin off the balcony and you happened to be standing right there/get well soon" card?
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
Hindsight: Dressing up in nothing but a bra, booty shorts, and police tape made for the most awkward walk of shame of my life.
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
In other news, I just sneezed and almost shit myself. What is happening to my life??
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
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