She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
Apparently I've told this bouncer I stalk him on Instagram 3 times. I should stop drinking. I only remeber saying it tonight. early sign of Alzheimer's
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
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