I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
sometime during the course of last night, i decided to get donuts for this morning. i'm a fucking genius when i smoke.
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
No more vodka shots for you. Last night you begged a man on your knees to sell you his beard. He had no beard.
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
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